Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Like Signing a Death Warrant

Went into a GT&T (no it's not pronounced GTNT or GTT) outlet today. My reason? So I can let the government overhear me having phone sex with my girlfriend. Not that I cared anyway, since they were tapping lines even before the bill came into one's existence/frame of mind.

Place looked eerie, no sign of life besides the clerks and cashiers looking at you as though you're constipated or just walked into a gigantic (only god knows who came up with this word) pile of cow manure and decided to let shit splash all over the floor as you walk across the tile with a friendly smile.

Went up to the first clerk that looked the easiest to have an intelligent conversation with, only to find out she was going on a break. The second one looked as though, if she had the chance she would have beaten anyone to death with a phone book within close proximity. My instincts told me whether or not I should annoy the shit out of her (to be continued...).  She told me to have a seat, gave me a form to fill out, asked me for my phone, id card and proof of address and so on. 

NB: Future reference for G-T-&-T and the Government, if you want to implement something without making people kick, scream and react in a violent nature just because they received a worrying text message about their number not being entered into a Query database...don't make it a worst case scenario by having shitty customer service.

Monday, November 23, 2009

We're at Group No# 8...One For the Record Books

Extract from StabNews.

Corrupt politicians in poor countries having a field day!


Raking in US$20 to US$40 billion annually in bribes, kickbacks -Transparency International

Corrupt politicians and government officials in “developing and transition countries” are believed to receive bribes and kickbacks totalling between US$20 billion and US$40 billion annually, the equivalent of between 20 and 40 per cent of development assistance, according to the 2009 Global Corruption Report published by Transparency International.

And according to the report the business sector continues to play “a very exposed role” as the supplier of corrupt payments to civil servants, members of government and political parties. These kickbacks, the report says, may be actively solicited, extorted or extorted proactively.

“The scale and scope of bribery in business is staggering. Nearly two in five polled business executives have been asked to pay a bribe when dealing with public institutions. Half estimated the corruption raised project costs by at least 10 per cent. One in five claimed to have lost business because of bribes paid by a competitor. More than a third felt that corruption is getting worse,” the Transparency International Report says.

Guyana is among a group of eight countries – that include Eritrea, Ethiopia, Honduras, Mozambique and Uganda – ranked at 126 among 180 countries listed in the Transparency International Report. Publication of the Report coincides with ongoing public debate arising out of revelations of corrupt practices that involve collusion between private sector entities and state agencies which involve the payment of bribes and kickbacks in transactions which are mostly designed to defraud the public treasury. These practices have seen fingers pointed mostly at the Guyana Revenue Authority and more particularly at the Customs and Trade Administration (CTA). The most recent scandal involving the alleged payment of hundreds of millions of dollars in bribes by a local company, Fidelity Investments, has been the subject of a public enquiry that has led to charges against some customs officials. The case against Fidelity was later discontinued without an explanation to the public.  More

Taxes, Electricity and a Man with a Mustache Like Hitler

The Mayor and City Council (M&CC) is under scrutiny for evading electricity bills from the Guyana Power and Light Company (GPL) and is currently being run by generator(s) courtesy of Hammy. I wonder if Hammy getting air conditioning and thing since their light get cut off how long ago. I hear that it is possible to sweat from your scalp as scientists have proven it to rarely occur among homosapiens. 

The People's National Waste Congress Reform (PNWCR) are now willing to pay up their taxes so that BJ can travel to Norway to receive his once a month foot massage from a Norwegian masseuse and be served grapes, apples and shit from trained chimpanzees (not sure if there are any there but anyway...) with our 33 1/3 % plus VAT and PNWCRs share as well.

For now I'll just shout out something random that made sense from 1996 to present...Yellow Taxi!

Headless Chicken

Apparently, some rich business men are running around putting up billboards indicating for BJ to take a third term so that we can continue to be classified by the BBC as a poor South American nation aka. Beggars-R-Us. The PeePeePee in a press statement said that BJ won't be seeking a third term in the long run and will not entertain the thought of him re-entering the Presidential role. 

I keep wondering if all of this is a bluff, I mean BJ isn't even half a century as yet and he's saying he doesn't want to (see the reverse psychology here). The constitution clearly states (well atleast ah think suh) that a head of state "may not" be applicable to serve a third term while others are willing to break that cycle by forcing him to serve again. Whether we like it or not BJ has the ability to serve a third term because of some imaginary  vote thing circulating and speculating the issue of him once again becoming President. I keep wondering why these business men are so attached to the President and are in dire need to resurrect a failing falling comrade.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Striking Resemblance?

Grand Theft Auto Guyana 2

Contrary to this post...


Saturday, November 21, 2009

Lethem's Premier "Cocaine Doctor" Flees: Says He Was Going to Take a Walk

Juan Carlos Stapleton
-Rodriguez

-on the run for drug trafficking

By Oluatoyin Alleyne

A bogus doctor, who was allowed to set up shop in Lethem for nearly two months and hire staff from the Lethem Hospital, has been outed as an alleged Venezuelan drug dealer on the run.

When a man calling himself Dr Juan Carlos Stapleton Rodriguez rented rooms from the owner of a bed and breakfast hotel, he presented documents purporting to be issued by the Ministry of Health, granting him a licence to practice in Guyana as a doctor. He then opened his practice, hired the medex and two nurses from the Lethem Hospital and started seeing patients.

His story was that although he was born in Venezuela, he lived in London for a number of years and had just gone through a nasty divorce and needed a clean break from the life he once knew. However, before he fled Lethem with only a small package last Wednesday, he admitted to hotel owner Elaine Foo that he was a convicted drug dealer who is now running from his former associates who were demanding money for drugs that were seized by the authorities.

Stabroek News has since seen information that Rodriguez, who sometimes uses Stapleton as his last name and passes himself off as a professor, was held for trafficking in narcotics and sentenced in his home country, Venezuela. A wanted a bulletin was also issued for him in St Lucia as recently as February of this year after he skipped bail on fraud charges.

According to the man’s conviction sheet, seen by this newspaper, he was arrested in April 2004 at the Maiquetia Simon Bolivar International Airport in Venezuela as he was about to board a British Airway flight. He was reportedly acting nervously and it was later discovered that he had some 80 vials of cocaine in his stomach. He pleaded guilty before Justice Dr Celestina Mendez in October 2004, and was sentenced to ten years in prison. He was 25 at the time. While the conviction said the man would have been released on December 27, 2013, it is not clear how Rodriquez is now free.

Among his patients during his two-month stint as a doctor was an army lieutenant and a pastor in the area, and according to reports some patients had paid him up to $55,000 in medical bills. Persons were drawn to the doctor’s office by his promise to take samples for testing in Boa Vista, Brazil, for just $4,000. No consultation fee was required to see the doctor. He also spoke about big plans to open a pharmacy and later build a hospital in Lethem.

Contacted last evening, Minister of Health Dr Leslie Ramsammy said he knew nothing of a Dr Rodriguez operating in Lethem and would have to investigate the matter. However, the minister said his ministry does not issue licences for doctors to practice in Guyana as this is done by the Medical Council of Guyana. Efforts to contact Dr Galton Roberts, head of the Medical Council of Guyana, were futile. However, Minister Ramsammy was doubtful that the council would have granted a licence to a foreign national to open a private practice in Guyana without the person first working at a hospital under supervision. The minister explained that the individual would have had to have first been issued with an institutional licence and after about a year working under supervision would have been licensed to open private practice. “The council would first have to verify they have the prerequisite skill to practice before they are given a licence to work privately,” the minister stressed last evening.

‘Felt hurt’

Last evening Foo and other residents told Stabroek News that people in Lethem, who were obviously duped by the smoothing talking Rodriguez, were “very hurt” by the fact the doctor was a fake. They said that many persons flocked his practice since proper medical care is something almost foreign to residents. “It was a case of drowning men clutching to straws; that is how badly people need medical care in Lethem,” Foo said. She said Rodriguez left Lethem by foot on Wednesday evening, after he was confronted by his staff.

He had rented two rooms from her location; one he lived in and the other he used as an office, and most of the furniture in his office was hers but the shelves were lined with medication, all of which he left behind along with clothing that has since been taken to the Lethem hospital.

According to Foo, the man first rented a room from her, explaining that he was on holiday. But he later expressed the desire to remain in Lethem and open his private medical practice. He told the woman that he had just come from London following a nasty divorce, which saw his wife gaining custody of their two children. “He said he heard about Guyana and Lethem from another doctor who had visited and he decided to come to see the place and he said he liked it and would like to settle here,” the woman said.

After indicating he wanted to practice as a doctor in Lethem, Foo said she told him he would have to get a licence from the authorities in Georgetown before practising. He left shortly after, saying he was travelling to Georgetown through Boa Vista. “When he returned he presented documents that looked like it came from the Ministry of Health which said he could practice,” the woman said. She added that the only thing she asked him is why he did not put his certificates up on the wall as other doctors have done and he indicated that he wanted to have them laminated first. He bought all of his medication from Brazil and said he did this because it was easier to go to Boa Vista than to Georgetown. “A lot of people were coming to him. He saw more than ten patients a week. People needed medical care,” the woman said. The fact that he was able to “hire some of the best” from the Lethem Hospital to work with him only added credence to his practice.

A source at the hospital said that people would visit the institution and boast about the doctor whose services they rated very highly and said they were happy they no longer have to wait for hours to be treated.

‘High cholesterol’

According to a woman who was a patient, she was drawn to the man’s practice because of the low price he charged for tests. She said she also thought the man was “genuine” because he visited the Assembly of God Church in Lethem and spoke to the congregation and told them about the services he was offering. “I felt if he was not genuine he would not come to the church and do so,” the woman, who wanted to remain unnamed said.

Even as she spoke to this newspaper she questioned whether the man was really bogus and was not too keen on “anything printed against him in the newspaper.” She said she visited the man’s practice and paid her money, after which the three samples were taken and she was told she would have known the results in two weeks. Upon her return he told her that her cholesterol was high and that she had some sort of sandy sediment in her urine. “He did not show me the results but he had this piece of paper in front of him and he was ticking off things and telling me that my blood count was good and things like that…” the woman said last evening.

The woman said she had also explained to the man that she had high blood pressure and he issued medication for that and her high cholesterol. He initially told her that she would need three months worth of medication for the cost of $30,000. “Bu t I told him I did not have that money right then and I just give him two thousands dollars and he gave me some medication,” she said. She subsequently visited the man’s practice on two occasions and was told to return as he was not there. She later began hearing “rumours about him but I did not know what to believe.” When Stabroek News spoke to her she was not aware the man had returned on Wednesday and left.

‘Five days on remand’

The man’s story started to crack during one of his visits to Brazil. Word got back to people in Lethem that he had been held in connection with narcotics in the neighbouring country. It was then persons became suspicious about the man and along with his staff members they launched an investigation, which unearthed information about his drug conviction in Venezuela. They also saw a wanted bulletin issued by the authorities in St Lucia, which sought him for fraud. The authorities listed his nationality as Vincentian.

Foo said a woman, who spoke Spanish, turned up at the hotel and reported she came for the man’s documents and some clothes, which she was allowed to remove. It was later learnt that the Brazilian authorities suspected the man was trafficking in narcotics because of his frequent visits to the country. He sent for his documentation to prove that he was a practising doctor who was ferrying legal drugs for his patients across the boarder. “They saw his documentation and while they said he would not be able to practise in Brazil with that documentation, they said if the Guyana officials had no problem with him practising there then…,” the woman said. She said the man was released five days after he was in custody but was warned that he had to declare his medication and pay duties.

He returned to Lethem last Wednesday and told Foo “I am home” but she told him that she did not think he was welcome and he should check with his staff members. The man was confronted by staff members and he broke down in tears but maintained that he was a doctor.

According to Foo later that same evening the man told her he had trafficked in drugs and was running from people. “He said ‘I would tell you the truth’ and then he told me the ‘things you do in the past would follow you,” the woman said. She added that he told her he was a convicted drug trafficker who was running from people who were upset that the authorities seized the drugs he was carrying and who wanted fifty million dollar in payment. “I told him he needed to go somewhere else and speak the truth and see if someone can help him,” the woman said.

Shortly after, he told her “I am going for a walk” but then he turned around and picked up a small package he had brought with him from Brazil and said “I am going.” He has not been seen since. “We were all fooled by him, but he was really healing people. People who had pain he gave them medication and it helped them,” the woman said.

The Guyana govuhment is once again at it's best when it comes to profiling people and their profession(s) i.e they don't know shit. How come the media had to "skin" this man up? Like Lethem turn cowboy town.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Gerry Gouveia is the New Manni-Rum Prashad

How is it possible for someone who owns a fleet of aircrafts and a guest house to be "running the show" about who's responsible for not picking up the girl who jumped off (Aliya Bulkan) the Kaieteur Falls' body on time?

Gerry, do you know the risk of even going down that gorge to pick up a body? Do you know the amount of time and effort it takes for a helicopter to travel down 4000+ feet of water in a narrow path way? Don't go blaming the GDF if they're getting 30K+ a month to risk their lives to get some girl that wanted to see where El Dorado was.

Look, if is so bad you want turn prominent apart from owning almost everything else, join the bleddy cabinet...maybe you can become Minister of Tourism and Hospitality and watch white people come and go all day. More here.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

BJ and Norweigan Minister Caught Shooting Craps...Says It had Nothing to do with 2015


First From Left BJ, Second From Right the Norwegian Minister of International Development and the Environment, Erik Solheim

Letter to Hen C Hen

Dear People Over At Hen C Hen,

There is this girl that does the weather sometimes called Onika Jones. I'm not with the intention to be a pervert of some kind, but the woman's ass is obstructing the course of justice of concentration on what she's really presenting during the public broadcasting.
I can't help but to shout "wad dah back" everytime she comes on. I also notice that all her pants are unequivocally tight and I mean TIGHT...what ever happen to bleddy jeans or skirts! Hell even cutting a piece of her body off would work for the camera. Cause' you know...I'm jus' sayin...mankind need to concentrate on current affairs.

Ps: Where y'all boy Jaydon gone?

Observer

Blogger

Love-Hate Relationship

Well folks it seems as though our "nostalgic/philosophical" President has once again come up with some idea(s) before he moves to Merica retires in 2011. Paint taxis yellow and receive $250 Million dollars probably by 2015. These ideas are hailed as ingenious. I'm still wondering what's going to happen to our lumber industry since lumbering is a major export factor. 

It's like this...if BJ makes a proposition for more funding from the IMF (International Monetary Fund) and the IMF says well...No. BJ jumps in his rockin' chair crying his brains out until someone brings him his black list and a confectioner. Then he's going to jump on some press conference, poke jokes at Adam Harris, complain about why Gordon ain't appologise as yet and speak ill of a country that he knows he depends on. 

When all the drama has passed and something actually happens that require the use of outside sources to solve a problem, the USA is once again fixated as the solvers. In theory, our President relies on a love-hate relationship.


Saturday, November 14, 2009

Weh He Deh?

The Presi says the Guyana Police Force can't find Julius, the 15 year old boy Kwame Mc Queer solicited sex from. Unknown has some theory that because Julius had disappeared off the scene, Kwame threw a tantrum just to find Julius and present the evidence (the evidence by the way is still being sold for $500 at the nearest liquor shop near you).

The Presi also goes on to say "Why is it that we can’t find this person? If all of these people know this person and where he is from, why can’t he surface?".  My guess is nothing would change even if they found the teenager. Kwame will remain in that position until "higher authorities" come up with an explaination to relieve him of his duties in both posts.  More Here.

By the way...didn't the Government of Guyana issue some Telecommunications Act that enforces the right to intercept cellular calls? Is either that, Google or Ask dot com because we're good at finding people *continuous laughter followed by loud crash to floor*.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Not Only Swine Flu Kills You

Saturday, November 7, 2009

And the Special Word of the Month is...?

There have been too numerous if not raping of the LCDS ads on television/radio and the adherence about keeping and promoting a low carbon safe environment through local media, but has anyone noticed about a month ago that DDL (Demerara Distillers Ltd.) opened a new bottling plant? Notwithstanding, that his excellency attended the opening ceremony.

Why not  comment about the advantages and disadvantages of such an initiative? Why not invest in a recycling plant since climate change is such a 'major' issue in Guyana?

Then there is the case of tree huggers environmentalists trying to promote the effects of human waste on the biodiversity of our country by illustrating turtles getting choked by plastic bags because they mistake them for jelly fish. 

I might as well go live in the interior, get a free ATV from the govuhment, vote for them in the elections and get no benefit from complaints afterwards. 

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Kwame's Visa Gets Revoked...Moves Into Mr. Rogers' Neighbourhood




Kwame's new identity as KoKo the Gorilla

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Gizmos and Gadgets...Evading Taxes

The honorary Mr. Khurshid Sattaur- Commissioner General of the Guyana Revenue Authority (GRA) has issued a statement today implicating a popular electronics store (G&G) in a series of tax payment issues (evasion).

Similarly, Gizmos and Gadgets has mysterious been "robbed" today by two gun toting men. They escaped in a Gold taxi as reported by News Update. The robbery took about 5 minutes. I ask myself, how long did these people over at Gizmos and Gadgets owe GRA? Were they even asked about their tax certificate when customers purchased goods there? How long did it take those staff members of GRA to discover that a major retailer owed taxes?

This brings us back to the case of Buddy's Int'l Hotel owing millions of dollars in electricity bills and the postponement of the payments by the courts.

Times Hard

Six employees of the Guyana Power and Light (GPL)  company are now in police custody following the theft of 118 rolls of copper wire from the company’s store in Sophia.

The stolen rolls were valued at approximately $ 6 million dollars and were said to comprise 10 mm, 16 mm and 25 mm cables.

However, 67 of these rolls of cable have since been recovered after it was discovered that some of the stolen rolls had been sold to an electrical store in the city.  The recovered rolls are valued at approximately $2.5 to $3 million.  Of the rolls recovered two were 25 mm cables, five were 16 mm cables and the remaining sixty were 10 mm cables.

The six workers in custody comprise employees who work at the Head Office and Sophia Store. Reports are that the employees at the two establishments colluded with each other and were able to access the wires by forging signatures on requisition forms. When contacted by this newspaper, Loss Production Manager of GPL Loaknauth Singh confirmed the report and said that police are investigating the matter.

According to him, the company’s management  received information that the signature on a requisition form had been forged and decided to investigate the mater.

He said police were notified on Thursday and proceeded to arrest the employees. Singh said that the company is still trying to ascertain whether other items are missing from its Sophia store. Stabroek News was told that these stolen cables are used by GPL for Itron metering, normal metering and maximum demand metering.

The copper wires are believed to have been stolen during the course of last month. The theft comes after the well-publicised pillaging of expensive transformers from GPL. One of these transformers was found in a recently opened store.

Monday, November 2, 2009

New Investor for Guyana Call BJ...Quick! Quick!

How Can i Invest In Your Country 


Dear Friend

I am interested in establishing and operating a very viable business as a
means of investment abroad. I do not know too well on how this is done in
your country, so I will need you to help me in this regard.
My preference is any good profit yielding business and I would appreciate
any viable ideas you could come up with. I will also need you to help me
look for properties like homes and lands for sale as I am proposing to
invest the sum of Thirty Million United States Dollars ($30,000,000.00USD)
for this. I do not know if you can and will be of help to me.
For a brief on my personality; my name is Alhaji Abdul Majeed,a libya (supposed to be Libyan)
based in Nigeria. I am a retired Business man, formally into Oil and Gas
business.I am 64 years of age, married with a wife and 4 lovely kids.
I dropped my business because it wasn't producing profitable income. I
have had so much problems with the Nigerian Authority just because am a
foreigner I believe.
My need for this business proposition and to acquire these properties is
very urgent as I am planning to move out of this country with my family
down to your country. I want you to also help in finding a good home where
my family and I will live in. (Mini Estate) Please I expect your good and
prompt reply so that we can proceed swiftly.

Best Regards,
Alhaji Abdul Majeed

Agri Fest Was Held Over?

Apparently Agri Fest was held over yesterday. I guess these geniuses didn't realise that the main reason people attended Agri-Fest in the first place was because of Rupee.

I guess these promoters (MOA) failed to realise that the only way you can get almost the same amount of people to visit on the second day was by promoting popular local/overseas guests. 

Visiting the scene of the crime, only to find a set of out of placed stalls in what resembled Bourda Market on a Saturday, some teenage girls dressed in skimpy attire, uninformative stall owners and not forgetting the little patches of mud and red sand from a distance.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Teen's Genital Area Soaked in Menthylated Spirit and Lit on Fire


Thursday, October 29, 2009

BJ Like Using White People

Imagine BJ bringing people (white) from foreign to talk about how great the LCDS is. Imagine a third world country fussing about climate change. Honestly BJ, how much percent of carbon emissions do you think Guyana produces in a year as opposed to other Caribbean islands?

What's the best way to get the people attention about how serious climate change will affect Guyana? Bring a white man to discuss the benefits and praise the initiative. I guess them Amerindian Indigenous people wouldn't see what's coming when their mining and logging start depleting faster than somebody with an asthma attack. BJ wants to show the world how preserved our rain forests are. *coughs*bullshit*coughs*

Do us a favour BJ, why don't you help benefit the country by creating more jobs instead of watching the news, observing what C.N.Sharma has to say and bitching about petty questions and reporters.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Maths is Fun

Good morning class. My name is Observer and I'll be your substitute Mathematics teacher for this class session. You're free not to ask any questions while I'm carrying on this thing. If you are found eating, biting nails, reading a magazine or even breathing you will be killed on spot. *Smiles*

If BJ invests in a $100 Million Low Carbon Demolition Strategy and he keeps $9 Million to himself how much does he have?

Little Johnny: Ahmm...88 Sir? *Lash* No! 89.5? *Slap plus lash to head* No! Ughhh never mind...lets move on.

If Taxpayers pay 33 1/3 % of their salary on a $60,000 Commission, and BJ spends that 33 1/3 % on a facial. How much does the average man carry home as profit?

Little Johnny: *Uses fingers to count, scratches head & daring to put up hands* uhhh...Sir Uhh...$29,000? *Pelts box of chalk to Johnny's head*. *Johnny collapses for 6 seconds*

Good class...now...*Johnny gets up off the floor* For homework I want you to ask your parents how much they earn and then calculate the amount by the same 33 1/3 %.

Class screams "Yes, Sir!"

Observer: *Looks at Johnny* Johnny why the hell did you tell me you're the brightest in the class?

Johnny: Ahmm Sir, I thought yuh de talkin' bout' complexion. *Pelts box again, storms out with shaking head*

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Children These Days Pt.2

Who the hell puts a 5 year old to lift weights?



Letter to GT&T

Dear GT&T Bright Folks,

We as customers admire you for your brightness when you use a past Cellink Jingle and Song Competition contestant to advertise a service.

Not withstanding, the circumstances of making the contestant use an obvious Cellink Shirt followed by the man looking blind as a bat and the placement of the items on the screen. If you were to take a closer look, the man's hand is completely off of the supposedly touch screen effect. I'm surprised he didn't burn the place down. *Pauses, looks from left to right*

PS: Please do something about your depressing Operators. Unknown had to cough all over the phone and talk about getting swine flu to get one of them attention.

Observer
Blogger

Monday, October 26, 2009

The Real Animal Cruelty

Click on this link to see the real animal cruelty. Besides what the hell is Dog Day?

Fake Fires?

I'm hearing some speculation regarding these stores on Regent Street being burned down, to create Malls. 

Hmmm...

Uncle Freddie Getting Jabs

News Filed | Under Stabroek News | Sunday  October 25th, 2009

Dear Editor,

Mr. Ryan Waldron's letter (23-10-09) needs not look as far as Hollywood for his block buster because Guyana has its own home grown "Wacko Freddie". After all, Freddie Kissoon seems to be the expert on all the topics Ryan Waldron has mentioned, plus more.

Moreso, the way Freddie "attacks" a certain section of the Indo-Guyanese population, I think this should be a movie to reflect Freddie's Hitler type hatred for his country men & women.

M.Chitram


We all envisage Freddie Kissoon as a controversial individual. Apparently Freddie's comments are affecting a majority of Indo-Guyanese a lot these days.

This is just as pretensive as Chris Rock or Steve Harvey  making black jokes and black people in the audience aren't laughing because they're feeling offended (then why go to a show that you know would offend you). Why are they offended you ask? Because races never like accepting the reality/truth of their stereotypes.  They prefer to sit back and classify it as something to just ease off of.

When Freddie makes a comment on Indo/Afro-Guyanese it's fact versus fiction. Not all agree with his analysis but he's making a valid point that needs to be addressed. Others prefer to leave it in the dark and just accept things as they come.

When this person says country men, what exactly do they mean? Why don't they mention the "certain section" of the Indo-Guyanese population? Do they mean the bourgeoisie? Do they really mean Freddie is a shame to their race?

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Rohee Stars in Own Tv Show: Cops Guyana Edition


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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Swine Flu Appreciation Week

Ok, since this H1N1 Virus is starting to become a norm. I have fully laid out the number of other animal related diseases within the next decade or so. The list is as follows;

1. Rat Flu

Sci-Name H1N2

Transmission: Rat-to-person

Latin Ratus Fluous

2. Dog Flu

Sci-Name H1N3

 Transmission: Accidentally jamming dog testes

Latin: Testus Infectus Canines

3. Monkey Flu

Sci-Name: H1N4

Transmission: Getting shit thrown on from a member of the primate family

Latin: Shitus Throwus

4. Rabbit Flu

Sci-Name: H1N5

Transmission: Accidentally eating rabbit fecal matter

Latin: Donus Eatus Shitus

5. Donkey Flu

Sci-Name: H1N6

Transmission: Having/relating to sexual misconduct with donkies

Latin Buggerus Donus

6. Goat Flu

Sci-Name: H1N7

Transmission: Accidental consumption of raw goat milk or goat milk related produce

Latin: Milkus Killus

7. Turtle Flu

Sci-Name: H1N8

Transmission: Association with any turtle that can easily wound or injure an individual 

Latin: Bitus Yourus Anus

8. Fish Flu (Sounds Ridiculous)

Sci-Name: H1N9

Transmission: Immediate contact with members of the aquatic family if they proceed to bitch slap you

Latin Bichus Slapus

9. Cat Flu

Sci-Name: H2N1

Transmission: Close contact with any pissed off feline

Latin Angres Pussus

10. Sheep Flu

Sci-Name: H2N2

Transmission: Wearing or having any wool relate products immediately after shaving sheep

Latin Shavus Donus Wearus


NCN = Non-Communicational Network